Recruiter
I never finish anyth
I void warranties
2 + 2 = 5
(for extremely large values of 2)
Keep out of direct sunlight
I'm only wearing black until they make something darker
+20 Shirt of Smiting
Kung Foo
667
Evil and then some
I'm the evil twin
Come to the dark side.
We have cookies... - V
Don't make me get my flying monkeys
I'm in shape.
Round is a shape.
Friends don't let friends have mullets
Some days it's not even worth chewing through the restraints
It's only funny til someone gets hurt.
Then it's freakin' hilarious.
Mediumcalifragelisticexpealidocious
I don't work here
No, I will not fix your computer
Someone from I.S.
$DO || ! $DO ; try
try: command not found
Select * from users where clue > 0
0 rows returned
nanotechnology is huge
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I'm with genius
#000000
There are only 10 kinds
of people in the world.
Those who understand
binary and those who don't
The following are shirts that I don't have, but would enjoy owning in a 100% cotton, black, XL configuration
what i really need are
MINIONS
I haven't been the same since that house fell on my sister
I'm not mean –
I'm God's agent of karma
333
just half evil
444
evil-lite
999
evil when I'm upside down
Heavily medicated for your protection
that's Bitch Goddess to you
Sarcasm provided at no extra charge
Dangerously overeducated
Department of
Redundancy
Department
If the apocalypse comes, beep me
Vegetables are what food eats
I'm not Trouble –
I'm Chaos
What's the number for 9-1-1?
I always wanted to be a lumberjill
I don't make the rules,
I just twist them to my purpose
These are shirts I have that are so obscure they require explanation. Explanation will be provided upon request.
09 f9 11 02 9d 74 e3 5b d8 41 56 c5 63 56 88 bd
09 f9 11 02 9d 74 e3 5b d8 41 56 c5 63 56 88 be
09 f9 11 02 9d 74 e3 5b d8 41 56 c5 63 56 88 bf
[redacted ]
09 f9 11 02 9d 74 e3 5b d8 41 56 c5 63 56 88 c1
09 f9 11 02 9d 74 e3 5b d8 41 56 c5 63 56 88 c2
09 f9 11 02 9d 74 e3 5b d8 41 56 c5 63 56 88 c3
<BEGIN NSA STRONG ENCRYPTION>
B U J U N
G N S B B
Y V N Z
</END ENCRYPTION>
Personal RFID Blocking Kit
In case of emergency, cut and apply.